Even though I rolled in dirt and smelly things, Mummy still won't give me a bath. I've asked her so many times and yet she doesn't listen to me. No matter how much mud I run through, or how often I rub my smelliness onto her clean clothes before she goes out she just doesn't get the hint. Can someone please tell her for me?

I want a bath! I love having baths!

I went for a walk up the road with Mummy and Auntie Ysabel and I came home with black, muddy paws. Mummy told me to stay in my bed in the kitchen until my feet were dry. But as soon as she went out I got on the sofa. But I haven't done anything wrong because my paws aren't on the sofa - they're hanging over the edge!