Friday, October 28, 2005 @ 10:13 AM
Naughty Girl

My stomach isn't much better but that's because I'm missing Madge and Areau. They've gone into the kennels for the week and I miss them so much. Cordi has been playing with me lots and lots but she goes out the catflap at night and I don't see her for hours. And then she chases Maisey in and out of the catflap all night and that upsets me.

This morning I was very naughty and Mammy told me off. I was very sad about it. I asked Auntie Ysabel to tell her to shut up but she wouldn't listen to me; she said if I'd been naughty I deserved the row. It's not fair.

I'm bored!

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Monday, October 24, 2005 @ 10:08 AM
Poorly Belly

I'm not very well this week. I have a very upset stomach. It hurts all of the time. I'm trying to sleep as much as I can so I won't blog again until I'm feeling better.

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Thursday, October 20, 2005 @ 12:41 PM
Muddy Paws

I'm feeling so much better now - even though I had to have no walks for two whole days. I was so bored. But today Mummy and Auntie Ysabel took me for a walk down to the post box. I had so much fun because it had just been raining so the ground was wet. I got to splash in all the puddles and I made Mummy so dirty. I was laughing at her all the way home.

Now she's feeding me peanuts! Yum!

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Tuesday, October 18, 2005 @ 9:03 AM
Getting Old

I went for a lovely long walk down to the post office yesterday afternoon. I had lots of fun. Except I had to stand outside with Mummy instead of with Auntie Ysabel, like I usually do. She made us stand closer to the main road than Auntie Ysabel does. And then when Auntie Ysabel came out of the post office she didn't bring me any sweets to eat! I tried to eat the stamps but I wasn't allowed to.

But after I got home my front leg started hurting. After a sleep it felt even worse and I had to limp around all evening. It really hurt and I was very sad. Mummy says it's because I'm getting older. She says I might not be able to go for such long walks anymore. Which makes me very depressed because I love long walks.

I can't go for a walk today now. It's not fair. Why can't my leg be normal?

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Friday, October 14, 2005 @ 2:35 PM
I Love Peanuts

Although Mummy and Auntie Ysabel did go away for a couple of days I forgave Mummy because she brought me home some peanuts, which are my favourite. I haven't properly forgiven Auntie Ysabel yet because she still hasn't come with me for a walk. But at least Mummy took me out today. She didn't yesterday because she was too tired so I was in a mood but I feel happy again today.

I'm so happy I'm playing with Cordi. She's hiding behind the sofa and I'm trying to chase her out. Yoda is trying to sleep and is getting grumpy but I don't care - I'm having fun! Madge tried to play, too, but I don't understand her games because she just makes funny noises. So I'm going carry on playing with Cordi.

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Monday, October 10, 2005 @ 12:28 PM
Walkies!

I just made Mammy take me for a walk! Hee, hee. She wasn't going to take me until later this evening but I kept nagging her until she gave in.

I just tried to eat Auntie Ysabel's chocolate but she didn't tell me off, she just ate it without giving me any of it!

All weekend "Lord of the Rings" has been on the TV. There's funny creatures on that film that make me worried. And then everyone cries at the end, which I don't like.

I think Mammy and Auntie Ysabel are planning a trip away. They haven't said anything to me yet but I think they're up to something. I'm going to be very annoyed if they go away because they were already out all day and most of the night Saturday, which I do not like them doing. They should stay here with me all the time.

PS: Hello, Auntie Sarah!

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Thursday, October 06, 2005 @ 6:54 PM
Lazy Lazy Mummy

I haven't been for a walk today so I'm bored.

My hair has grown a bit longer and it's really making me itch. Mummy keeps teasing me, saying I have fleas, which I do not!

*sigh* I'm bored.

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Wednesday, October 05, 2005 @ 6:22 PM
Sneaky Snacks

Today, when Granddad took Madge and Areua out for a walk, I went into the living room and could hear that Mummy and Auntie Ysabel were arguing upstairs so I climbed onto the windowledge and ate the cat food. I would have got away with it if I hadn't of remembered that last week Auntie Ysabel put a cat bowl on top of the cupboard and thought I could eat that food, too. Unfortunately, there was no bowl and I slipped and knocked everything onto the floor. When Auntie Ysabel came downstairs she told me off and then when Mammy came down she told me off too!

In the afternoon, we went for a walk up the road. I found a plastic bag and wanted to see what was inside but Mummy said I didn't know what was in it so should leave it alone. I tried explaining to her that that was why I wanted to look in the bag - to find out - but she wouldn't listen. Sometimes she's so stupid.

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Tuesday, October 04, 2005 @ 8:36 AM
Sit, Stay, Roll Over

I was alone all day yesterday because Mummy took Auntie Ysabel shopping. At 5pm, right before they got home again, the electricity went off. It was lucky that it wasn't dark because I hate the dark so much.

When Grandma came home she brought a present for Madge. I wanted it, though, so when she put it on top of the stereo I climbed up to get it and had a big row of Auntie Ysabel. It wasn't fair. I wanted the toy.

After dinner, and with the electricity back on, Grandma taught Madge how to sit and lie down and stay. I don't like it when Grandma does that; it worries me. So I was barking a lot to tell her to stop. Then Grandma made me do it but that's easy stuff to do. I've been able to do that since I was a baby. I know how to ask for things, too. Mummy says it's cos I have a big mouth!

Later in the evening, I was lying in Auntie Ysabel's lap when she was watching TV and Mummy came in and made me get off the chair. I wasn't at all happy. She let me sit next to her but the space was too small so I had to sit on the floor.

Just after I went to bed Granddad came home from work and woke me up! Today I'm tired again.

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Sunday, October 02, 2005 @ 5:01 PM
MY Road

I went for a really long walk this afternoon with Mummy and Auntie Ysabel. We went down MY road. It is my road. It's my favourite place to go for a walk. And when we get back onto the main road, I chase the cars and Mummy tells me off. Today I pushed her into the hedge by accident and she wasn't very happy with me. I thought it was very funny, though. When the two motorbikes went past I thought one of them was Granddad but I was wrong. Mummy says Granddad doesn't even own his motorbike anymore but I think she's wrong; he's probably hiding it somewhere.

I've been so tired after my walk that I've been sleeping in the living room with Granddad because he lit the fire and so it's lovely and warm. I haven't seen Mummy at all because she went to bed when we got back from the walk. She's so boring.

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