Sunday, May 22, 2005 @ 10:37 PM
I want the chair!

I tried to tell Mummy that I wanted to sit on the sofa but she wouldn't move. I sat on her, nudged her, smacked her with my paw and she still didn't get out of the way for me. Sometimes Mummy just doesn't understand.

I keep eating shit - and I get a row for it. That's partly why I do it. I love having a row. It makes me laugh.

1 BARKS



Monday, May 16, 2005 @ 10:14 PM
Two Against One

Today, Auntie Ysabel joined Mummy in grooming me! I hated it! I hate, hate, HATE being brushed. I didn't think Auntie Ysabel would ever groom me but today she did. I was so upset. But when she gave me a tickle all over I felt better and decided to forgive her.

They then made me pose for pictures. Here is one of me and Mummy:



I hope I don't ever get brushed ever again!

1 BARKS



Friday, May 13, 2005 @ 10:29 PM
My Trip To The Vets

Mummy and Granddad took me down to see Grandma at the vets today. I thought I was going somewhere fun but when we arrived I got really scared. I had an accident on the floor, but no one shouted at me.

Mummy and Granddad went home and I had to stay with Grandma. She injected me and I went to sleep for a while and when I woke up my ears hurt a lot (apparently she cleaned them and pulled all of the hair out of them). I felt very sad but not as afraid as I had when I'd first arrived. Grandma spoilt me and I was a good girl and didn't bark - not even once.

I went home in Grandma's car and when I got back Mummy and Auntie Ysabel rushed outside to see me. But my legs were wobbly and my head was still fuzzy. I slept all evening but my legs are still wobbly and I still feel really tired.

I didn't like today. I hope I feel better soon.

2 BARKS



Saturday, May 07, 2005 @ 7:02 PM
Sleepy Sleepy

I've been sleeping all day today. I've been a bit cheeky by lying in the doorway so everyone's falling over me - hee, hee. I'm so tired because Mummy took me for a walk today that was so long. A creepy man stalked us all the way home so Mummy made us walk really fast. I was so tired. Silly Mummy. I wished Auntie Ysabel had come with us but she's poorly so stayed at home. So I had to listen to Mummy talking all the time. I wished she'd shut up by the end.

I'm going back to sleep now.

1 BARKS