Tuesday, December 28, 2004 @ 10:30 AM
Christmas Day

On Christmas Day Mummy gave me a new lead and collar and a bag of treats. I preferred Beau and Areau's presents. Then later on Mummy and Auntie Ysabel took me for a walk and dressed me up like a reindeer and I was really embarrassed. Everyone was pointing and laughing at me!



But then it snowed and I went out to play in it. I barked and ran around and made Auntie Ysabel chase me. I had lots of fun!



Last night Mummy brought home some new brushes and I had to have my coat groomed. I was not happy at all. I was very naughty and whined all of the time but Mummy didn't let me go! I had to stay there for over an hour and I hated it. So I spent the evening running in and out of living room door, just to annoy everyone.

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Thursday, December 23, 2004 @ 11:17 AM
New Pictures

Last night Auntie Ysabel took pictures of me in the stupid Chrismtas clothes Mummy dressed me up in. Sometimes I was naughty but really I quite enjoyed the attention.

Here are all the pictures of me:

I was trying to get away But Mummy wouldn't let me go So I was very smug when the antlers fell off But when I ate them Mummy shouted at me I was a good girl for this picture I was pulling faces at Auntie Ysabel I tried to eat the antlers again and Mummy shouted at me This is my silly face at Auntie Ysabel I ate tissues when Mummy ignored me I look stupid in this hat But Mummy made me pose This is me telling Mummy I didn't want to do it anymore So I was allowed downstairs to eat my bottle And so I really ate it hard! I humoured Mummy one last time before dinner Cousin Cordi is hanging off my tail! So I asked her to stop it But she didn't listen

Merry Christmas everyone - especiallly Mummy when she reads this for the first time on Christmas Day! :)

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Monday, December 20, 2004 @ 11:30 PM
Silly

Today Auntie Ysabel has been very silly. She kept tapping me on the head and all down my back. It tickled so I chewed on her fingers.

Today I was given TWO new bottles to play with and I chewed them really noisily, especially when Granddad came home and when Grandma was on the telephone. I love my bottles very much. I want Cordi to play with me but she won't.

I get to stay up late tonight on my special sofa because Aunty Amber is on her school holidays so she watches stupid TV all night. I don't like the programmes she watches but I do like sleeping on the sofa.

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Saturday, December 18, 2004 @ 9:54 AM
Poor Me

I've hurt my back-right leg. I feel very sorry for myself and am very depressed.

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Thursday, December 16, 2004 @ 9:42 AM
Eating Grass

I went for a walk yesterday afternoon and I was so cold that I deliberately did something that I know Mummy hates.

I ate grass.

I did it over and over again until she told me off and took me home. I was really happy then. Silly Mummy doesn't know I did it on purpose!

In the night Aunty Ysabel was being silly and chasing me around the kitchen, swearing at me. I tried to give her a kiss because I know she doesn't like it and everyone laughed at me. Then Mummy, Aunty Ysabel and Aunty Amber went to watch a movie and I felt bored so I put my head on the back of the sofa and tickled Aunty Amber's neck because I know it makes everyone laugh. But they didn't laugh for long so I fell asleep in front of the door so they couldn't get out of the room.

Mummy put me to bed early and I wasn't happy about that. I wished I could eat grass again, just to get on her nerves!

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Monday, December 13, 2004 @ 9:33 AM
Bored

This is how excited I was when Mummy and Auntie Ysabel's tickets to see The Used turned up in the post this morning:



I don't like The Used because they're too loud. And I hate the fact that Mummy is going out for the night again to see another stupid band. I wish Mummy would stay at home all the time.

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Friday, December 03, 2004 @ 12:40 AM
Test Post

Just testing it works...

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